My First Blog

I am a young professional in my thirties, has a decent job that pays me over RM100k annually, stay in Damansara Heights and drive a decent Toyota Camry and Honda Jazz. My wife is a yoga instructor and is great in bed. I am a risk-adverse person and you can judge that from my lifestyle and choice of cars.

I was offered a Lancia Delta a few years back at a used car dealer and while I loved the macho feeling of the car, I got scared when my friends told me that these cars are like Alfa Romeo, Fiat, Citroen, Peugeot, etc ie they require lots of time, money and patience. So I bought a new Honda Jazz instead. Then, last year, I wanted to get a weekend car and thought of getting the new Lotus Elise but friends advised me otherwise; and I subsequently found myself with the new Toyota Camry instead, just to play safe. I still drive the Jazz though.


As you can see, I have always been a scaredy-cat in that I obey the law, I donate to just causes, I pick up after me, I feed the birds, etc. I think most Malaysians are like me, whereby we have been indoctrinated to fear the authorities and do our bit to make Malaysia a better place to live in. Malaysia is a great place to live in!

Oops, or should I say "was"!

You see, I have always love Malaysia, and I still do. But I do have a bone to pick (many bones actually) against the political situation in Malaysia of recent years. We are far bigger than smaller nations like Singapore, and we have far more resources in people and environment and oil and etc (you get the picture); but our country has been lowering into the doldrums as we have clowns running the show.


Our soon-to-be-out Prime Minister, Dato Seri Abdullah Badawi has been ridiculed by the nation for his constant flip-flop policies, sleeping/snoring during official functions/meetings and had his share of controversies (UN food-for-oil profiteering, his son-in-law Khairy abusing Badawi's name to make money like nobody's business with no fear of God or Law, etc); but at least this clown was kind at heart. Or I like to think so- at least then, there is a virtue in him. He has love in his heart (he must have; because he did married his sister-in-law too soon after proclaiming that he loves his late wife Endon when she passed away) and we should all make love, not war.





Our soon-to-be Prime Minister, Najib Razak, has been an embarrassment to the counry. He has been exposed by the beloved Raja Petra to have embezzled the nation's monies through arms deals, killing off his mistress vide cruel ways (by C4-ing her and no less), making a mockery of the democracy processes in Perak and creating one mischief after another over the last few months. Damn, if this clown gets to be the next PM, then this country is going into the crap bag, that's for sure!







Next, we have the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) that is a laughing joke altogether. The chairman, Ahmad Said can't even teach and govern his son properly (whom was caught smuggling child porn videos including forced rape on a child, with his father defending him by saying that it's normal to find porn in the men's handphone [WTF?!]), let alone chair such an important organisation in Malaysia. What has he done so far? Let's see- ass-kissing the Barisan Nasional leaders' arses until shit is smeared all over his lips and making life difficult for Pakatan Rakyat. What a clown altogether!

There is so much more that I like to write, but it's 8 pm and I like to have dinner with my family. So I shall see you guys here again soon :)

Do e-mail me at malaysiaclowns@gmail.com :)