Does Najib Likes To Be Poked From His Arse?

Now, this is merely a metophoric question, Najib, so don't get your panties all strung up in a bunch. I mean, if we are to believe Bala from his SD1, you like to poke ladies (Perhaps men too? I really don't know although that Saiful Bukhari may know better) from their arses. Perhaps Rosmah has too much dignity to lay your anal S&M games, so that was why you strayed outside. Which would meant that you are a victim of circumstances- you only did what you had to do because you are an arse lover. But we are just talking shit (no pun intended!) here.

What is more important is whether you loved to be poked up your arse? Because if you do, then we Malaysians are so f**ked! The soon-to-be-over administration was known as a flip-flop administration while the soon-to-be-boss admnistration loves a good f**k up his arse, people would laugh. Damn... I hope you are not susceptible to being poked yourself; but that is exactly what is happening to you right now.

A foreign newspaper has published about your misdeeds in the international arena, and the story is spreading faster than a bush fire as more and more papers pick it up. True, there is a media black-out in Malaysia and our Utusan, News Strait Times, etc has not published anything about it. But all your administration, from the clerical worker you just passed by to your boss who may be dozing off even as we speak, knows about you and are laughing their faces off you. Look at the smirks on these clowns' faces :


How can you, as THE MAN, take all this lying down?! How can you, as THE POKER, get poked from all over by this clowns?! You have got to make these people take their words back.

In which case, you should really stand forward and explain on the situation. We love an honest clown, so pray do tell us what was going on and that you are innocent. Swear upon the Holy Book like what Saiful Bukhari has done, perhaps? But more importantly, answer these very questions that hang like a gullotine above your head :

1) The Ministry of Defence's good name has been tarnished and must be restored! How in the clown's world did the Unit Tindakan Khas personnel got their hands on the ministry's C4 to blow up Atlantuya? They were reported in the cautionary statement as doing that for payments of between RM50k-100k? You're the army force- surely you have the intelligence to check up on these clowns for the truth. Heck, just learn from the PDRM and do a Kugan on them, and truth will spill as red as blood.

2) How in the clown's world can Atlantuya, whom arrived safely in Malaysia and was blown to pieces in Malaysia, had her immigration records purged from the official system? Surely your system must be better than mine- and mine only use an Apples password, that's all. Surely you have high-level passwords, retina scan, anal scan and all that shit; so that you can trace back to the person that erased the records. Beat the shit out of him and see if he/she reveals who is the mastermind, or did he/she just do that for the fun of it. In which case, we send him/her to Freud.

3) Atlantuya was said to be harassing you and Baginda for her share of the submarines' deal commission. Her share was reported as only USD500k but Rosmah refused to release the money. This was all reported in black and white in the Liberation. Shouldn't Rosmah clarify on the matter and clear her name too? I mean, after all, what is USD500k to Rosmah. She wouldn't have played a part in this killing game for just so little a sum. Or would she? We are all ears for the clarifications.

4) The Liberation said that, “The taxi driver hired by Altantuya for the day did not appreciate that his passenger was kidnapped under his eyes without payment for the fare…” Wow, a journalist could uncovered that a taxi driver who fetched Atlantuya about saw her kidnapped and that he made the police report; where the f**k is that police report and what the f**k did our police do on the matter? Did they do a Gan on the matter and feign lots of "I don't know"s when asked about the report, the subsequent action or even whom the taxi driver is?

5) “The Malaysian government is not even answering to the letters from the Mongolian Foreign Affairs Ministry,” (Stev Shariibuu). Damn, are we so rude now or are we just no good at answering letters in other languages, presumable the international medium of English? Shouldn't the government say something to clarify? Ummm, Badawi maybe, if he's awake now?

6) The Liberation alleges the existence of the damning cautionary statement [Where is it now? Shouldn't these be tendered in court? Why is the account different from the ones that we have seen thus far during the proceedings? Someone(s) should be charged with perjury while Baginda should be back to the lock-up since there are so much inconsistencies] and that Najib was working on getting Baginda out with SMSes flying around [Surely there are ways to check with telcos on that? Come on, go watch some Hollywood films for goodness sake!).


What clowns do we have ruining the country from all angles!